Some jokes

A little light entertainment for you:

Going to war over religion is basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend. Richard Jeni

I went to a restaurant the other day called "Taste of the Raj". The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system. Harry Hill

Okay, two more:

My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked. Ray Romano

I saw six men kicking and punching my mother-in-law. My wife said "Aren't you going to help?".
I said, "No, Six should be enough." Les Dawson

Goodnight.